Cumulus Server Is A Suicide Bomber

Why, when Cumulus server crashes does it have to take down everyone with it? What's wrong with crashing and restarting? Do you have to corrupt the open databases and force us to endure a three hour repairing session? What is it doing when it's repairing? What's actually broke? Why is it sorting records? It's completely ridiculous. Just crash, fine I get it, you can't hack it. I asked you to catalog 10 records, perfectly understandable that that was too much to ask. But why can't you just crash and then I can restart your sorry weak ass again? Why kill the database? What did it ever do to you? Just by virtue of being open on my machine you have to kill it mercilessly? Fuck you Cumulus Server!