Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Book shilling

Go now and buy this book by Sam Harris: Letter To A Christian Nation
It will only take you an hour or so to read. Then, like me, you will be free to go 'round killing babies, punching old ladies in the teeth and setting fire to churches as I do. I've got burning baby all over me right now in fact. Before reading this book I was a good person with a happy smile, clean fingernails and who baked hot cross buns every sunday morning, (the natural result of reading about ancient begatting and 800 year old men on gilded edge paper) but now I have free reign to go completely nuts. It's fantastic! The body count is rising every day! Read it and know the unique sound an infant's head makes when struck with a blunt instrument.

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