Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Unrealistic Beauty Standards Revealed



The following image may shock you, but it reveals the depths to which the depraved cretins in the model railroading industry will sink to portray an unrealistic standard of beauty for plastic HO scale figures.

For years plastic figures have had their self-esteem calculated solely by their similarity in appearance to the celebrity plastic figures shown in magazines and advertisements. They thought these figures were the highest standard of beauty, and since they couldn't live up to such attractiveness, their most precious self-esteem has been lowered by approximately 0.275 esteemons per year.

But this is merely a deception, because the celebrity figures we so adore are not what they seem. Sure, they may be above average in hunkiness factor, but they have had the help of digital manipulations! Lies! Photoshoppery! Do not believe these charlatans!

You may look just as good as the moderately handsome plastic figure in the Before photo, but you are made to believe that such adonis-like specimens in the After photo actually exist when it is merely a pixelated deception!






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